No time for blogging today. I speculatively bought some clunkers that I'm going to turn in for cash, and then I'm going to do the same thing with my old, useless grandmother. I'm going to use the cash I make to buy a new iPhone. Thank you President Obama, for a health care plan that finally makes sense: euthanizing the elderly involuntarily. That's pretty much the entire plan, right? Obama! Nihilism! Wooo!